My dad’s response to the salsa in our fridge: “One time when I was a kid, a dog ran up to me and pissed in my mouth. Actually, that never happened. But that’s what I imagine while eating this.”

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via crystallized-teardrops)

things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

I wish I did these things in high school.

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Anonymous:
Sinse you seem to be great at giving advice I have a question for you. I had a crush on a person for a very long time. Then all of of a sudden our lives change and we grow apart. More like they grow apart from me. I still have a crush on them. I tell them. That person says we don't really know each other. Heartbroken I move on. Years go by of avoiding. We run into each other. We know each other. But what they dont know is that in a very short time, I've fallen for them, again. They have no idea.

I’d say give it a little more time. If this person is just going to drift away again, you don’t want to break your heart again. But start spending time with him/her on a small scale. See if there’s interest there. If there is, awesome! But if there’s not, for romanticize the unknown. I seriously hurt my heart for years because I took my dreaming and crushes too far and I promise you that’s not worth it. I know it’s really easy to get attached, but try not to let yourself love them in your mind. Spend time with them, see what happens, but live in the present, not your dreams.

jspark3000:

For God so loved the world that He sent His one and only Son to die for your mean neighbor and your crazy roommate and the picketing bigot and the racist blogger and your gay friend and all the politicians and our crazy parents and the pastor down the street and the uptight religious folk and the girl at work you can’t stand, because Jesus didn’t just die for the people you like, but for people like you and me.

This is really important to realize. Remind yourself of this every single time you’re mad at someone.

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mirror:

When you realise someone you’ve known for a really long time is also a tumblr user

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